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A  Comedian 


 

LIVE INTERACTIVE COMEDY and MUSIC FOR YOUR PEOPLE

 

 
Do you want your people to be happy? Give them laughter.

 
I bring you 44 years of established funny standup material, music, dance, video (if applicable), and lots of audience interaction to get your people laughing, motivated, and involved in a show that I create on-the-spot about and WITH the audience. With over 14 hours of material, no 2 shows are ever alike. I am also available to host/emcee any events you may be presenting. These shows are also great for fund raising.
For your event, I can write "Toast 'em or Roast 'em" material for your more notable members, in a NICE way to honor certain members of the group. My material runs from G to X Rated based on your needs. It's YOUR choice. The goal is that everyone has a good time and no one is offended. To be sure you have attendance, I supply you with posters showing myself on various TV Shows to help bring the crowd in.
Aside from ONLY being a professional comedian for over 43 years, performing in major national and local nightclubs around the world, Military bases, Elks & Moose Lodges, Unions, Womens Groups, schools, colleges, music festivals, senior and convalescent properties, foster homes, country clubs, private and corporate events on a regular basis, I have been a writer and guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, multiple winner in the LA Comedy Awards, teaching Comedy Classes at Adult Schools and Colleges. AND, I was a winner on Let's Make A Deal, viewable at https://youtu.be/d7zYpVV3tWE.
To make it easier for you, here is a link to a 5 minute video demo of a family show from a few years ago in Anaheim with over 350 attendees. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUTNBSsTUTU

 
I did a 65 minute show at The Thousand Oaks Elks Lodge, which would be the closest semblance of the show I would do for you. (Most organizations do not allow taping of their members) Here is a link to that show... http://www.youtube.com/embed/Fky9lj9_iUk?rel=0
I'd love to hear your thoughts, and answer any of your questions. Please feel free to email me at perrykurtz@gmail.com.

 
For more information AND videos, go to www.vintageentertainment.us. On the Demos page are videos. Most are seniors shows as that is my mainstay. All of my shows are tailored to the audience for all age groups and status levels. No inside jokes. No politics, No religion. I don't want to change the world. I just want to make everyone in the world laugh at least once.

 
I am sure you are very busy. (That's why they pay you the "big" bucks, right?) So, I thank you greatly for your time, implied interest (well, you DID get this far), and endurance for reading through this VERY long letter.

 
p.s. IF you get a call from a comedian who claims to be able to entertain ALL TYPES OF PEOPLE, be sure to see a video of their performance to see if they can do what they say in YOUR environment. There are a lot of young comics out there thinking they know how to entertain outside the comedy club. As they are generally young and inexperienced, they end up upsetting, rather than entertaining. Don't take that chance. Hire experience.

 

 

Perry Kurtz performing Live