Perry Kurtz - Corporate Comedian, Host & Motivational Keynote Speaker, Humor Educator, in Hollywood and Beyond. Off the Wall, Off the Cuff, On-The-Spot, and Never Forgotten G to X Rated Interactive Comedy & Music and No One EVER Gets offended.
The World is Quarantined There are no in-person shows scheduled anywhere. And people really need some Joy.
These days, you can't go almost anywhere. And anywhere you DO go, you have to wear a mask. BUT, you can Hire Perry to do a Live Interactive Virtual Show at YOUR location. So, no matter WHERE you are, I can be in your room(s) performing WITH your people. And no one has to wear a mask or social distance. That means I broadcast LIVE to your TV or computer screen(s) thru the internet, and you set up your phone, or computer on Zoom, so I can see and hear your audience, people, guests, employees, family, of any size, to give them a personalized interactive Comedy & Music Show created on-the-spot about and with your people. THEY will be the stars of the show. Contact me here: firstname.lastname@example.org Get your people happy and motivated. When the quarantine is over, I can come to YOUR location, and create an on-the-spot party with your people. All show content is for ALL ages per YOUR specific needs
(as a paid performer) *=Headliner Catch A Rising Star - Bally's, Las Vegas The Coach House* - San Juan Capistrano CA The Comedy Cabarets*, Phila. PA The Comedy Connexion* - Lansing, MI The Comedy Isle - San Diego, CA The Comedy Store (All Rooms as Paid Regular) Hollywood & La Jolla, CA The Comedy Underground* - Seattle & Spokane WA The Comedy Works* - Philadelphia, PA The Comedy Zone Circuit* - AL*, AR*, Bahamas*, FL*, GA*, LA*, NC*, SC*, VA* The Comic Strip - FL, NY & *El Paso, TX Dangerfields* - NY & Las Vegas The Galaxy Theater* - Santa Ana. CA Giggles* - Seattle, WA Rooster T Feathers, Sunnyvale, CA* The Holy City Zoo* - San Francisco The Ice House, Pasadena Igby's - Los Angeles, CA The Improvs - San Francisco, San Jose, & Los Angeles
Laugh Factory - Hollywood The Punchlines - CA, FL, GA, & SC And
much more on Request
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"Perry Kurtz is VERY unusual. Before he even speaks a word, there are four minutes of continuous laughter. He possesses the `boy-next-door' quality, like Dana Carvey and Kevin Pollack, that makes you laugh at/with him. Every show is as unique as he is. Outrageous, strange, yet extremely likable, Perry Kurtz is a performer who MUST be seen to be believed." San Francisco Calendar Magazine
"Kurtz was unstoppable. Even the natives feared him." Martin Sheen, Apocalypse Now
"If I was as funny as Perry Kurtz, maybe I wouldn't abuse my wives." Charlie Sheen, Malibu County Jail.
Book Perry Now! It's ALWAYS a new show. or Use his Humor Training to Make Your Personal & Business Life More Fun. I can teach you to always be the life of ANY party, be "The Bomb" on the sales floor, stay focused and motivated, how to be naturally funny, and get EVERY joke.
If you would like me Perry appear at YOUR local club, call them and ask if & when Perry will be there.(Be clever) THEN, write Perry at email@example.com, and he'll call or email them. When he's coming to town, he'll send you a PerryGram and get you and a friend in free.
Winner of The "Most Hilarious Standup Comedian" Award for 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, & 2013 from The LA Comedy Awards
Perry is an International multi-media performance artist and educational speaker. Providing intuitive and unique, on-the-spot, in-the-moment quality comedy entertainment & keynote speaking, hosting, writing, comedy and humor training, motivation, and has been earning a full time living at it since 1974.
Headlining Around the World and Seen on ABC, The Tonight Show, Let's Make A Deal, America's Got Talent, The Late Late Show with James Corden, The New Gong Show, Sci-Fi, KTLA, FOX, FX, TNT, HBO, The Game Show Network, & Comedy Central Every show is different, based on and WITH the audience in attendance. THEY are the stars.
What if you and the people in your life were happier, got along and communicated better, and were more productive? Now you can have where Perry will enlighten you and your people on "Funny", Why and how is it funny, and how to bring more humor into yourself AND your lives. You and your people will become naturally funny, improvise (think-on-your-feet), and this will change everything. Some will even become better sales people.
And everyone likes funny people.
America's Got Talent July 9, 2013
Comedian Perry Kurtz has opened/featured for, or followed=% Comedians: Robin Williams%(13 times), Rick Overton%(9x), Jerry Seinfeld, Rodney Dangerfield%(11x), Milton Berle%, Sam Kinison%(6 times), Andrew Dice Clay%(9 times), Ellen DeGeneres, Dave Chapelle, Rosanne Barr, Tom Arnold, Kevin Pollack, Kevin Meaney%(8x), Eddie Griffin%, Dana Carvey%, Richard Pryor%(9x), Paula Poundstone, Paul Mooney%(12 times), Rosie O'Donnel, Larry Miller, Bill Maher, Whoopi Goldberg%, and Bob Saget.
Comedian Perry Kurtz has opened for Musicians: The Blue Oyster Cult, The Greg Allman Band, The Tubes, Chris Isaak, Maggie Mayall, The Village People, The Dead Kennedys AND has sung his "Narrational Improv Blues", based purely on what the audience is doing as it happens, with: The Greg Allman Band (twice), Huey Lewis and The News, The Tommy Castro Band, The Tubes, Chris Isaak, WAR (twice, once with Robin Williams), Warren Haynes, Hootie and The Blowfish (before they were famous), Great White (before the fire), Clarence Clemmons (Bruce Springsteen), The Jefferson Starship, Fleetwood Mac, Sammy Hagar (who backed Perry up on Perry's guitar), & B.B. King.
Every Saturday is "Drive Up Comedy"
in the parking lot between The Noho Diner at 11329 Magnolia Blvd, North
Hollywood, CA 91601 and The Sherwin-Williams
Paint Store, in North Hollywood starting at 7pm until we run out of
comics. The Noho Diner stays open for amazing food, and to let us all
use the bathrooms until 10pm.
You can sit in your car as we broadcast the show into your car radio. Pull
up. Park. And enjoy a live REAL comedy show. BYOB.
My Big YouTube Hit (not recommended for small children, parents, or clergy)
This video has over 2.4 Million views since Feb. 6, 2012. You gotta read the comments. They are hysterical! Please be aware that the content of this video is not indicative of the content of my act, unless that's what is requested.